Monday, April 21, 2008

SLOG: Dogs and Long Hairs

SLOG: DOGS AND LONG HAIRS
SLOG means SMALL BLOGS

Annanagar is a decent posh area of Chennai. Everyone, from people to dogs, is friendly unless you are weird in their sense.

I love walking on the wide and beautifully brighten dead late night roads of Annanagar. It feel good when cool wind blows against me, for the reasons it feels soothing and it feels nothing less than a Hollywood hero (who appears against dark horizon after having deadly fight with werewolves), when you see your shoulder blade reaching hairs waving in air without any constrain.

But, that was my description, a person who owns long hairs. For a decent and totally non-drug-addicted dog, it is stranger than fiction to find out a six feet long walking Hydra with his active one foot long tentacles being super excited to see living being dwelling around for a good dinner. This dog makes sure he wasn’t hallucinating and decides to save human race from this over grown Hydra. He follows me closely.

I, completely unknown to the dog’s psyche, feel something’s following and growling. I turn back to find out a dog, barely inches behind my leg with its jaw open. I start a panic run. The dog, now completely sure of the evil, runs behind me… and then I pick some pebble from road throws back to the dog that hits it in its ribs. It runs away. Phew…

Suddenly, it reappears out of nowhere, jumping on my legs to catch a fleshy part and pull down the villain. Now, I – out of my wits – also start jumping. I don’t know what to do and never remember afterwards what I did. But somehow three-four security guards appear from the nearby ATMs and I am saved – barely.

This is one of the three similar occurrences on that day. And that day was one of many similar days when I leave the office late without hair band.

4 comments:

Dharmendra said...

Naishe ...
one liner jaan bachi to laakhoo payee..laut ke budhu.. ghar ko aaye..

next time keep the band (hair band) always with you.. kyu ki.. ek to tum chennai mein ush per se woh ke kutee... agar kaat liya.. to seedhe gult mein bolna aur bhookana start kar dooge.. so be careful mere bhai....

Nishant Neeraj said...

Baal hi katwaa liye. Naa rahega baans naa bajegi baansuri. :)

Enna_Rascala said...

abe teri to!!! yeh kab hua be?? masto hai be... saala naishe ko tapka diya hota to saala Chennai aake us kutte ka 7X kar dete!!! mazaak hai kya??

Nishant Neeraj said...

chhod naa yaar! Every dog has its day. Ekdin humara bhi din aayega fir ek ek kutto ko kuttapnthi kya hoti hai batayenge. :D

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