Sunday, January 30, 2005

SF aka Spring for Fools !!

They say Its Spring Fest when I see people deep inside in their Jacket and coat (coatEE can be said to make it female).I find another reason.... people do weird things and none is allowed to laugh yet it is **MUST** to appreciate those thing (you know whome I am talking about) I have enough reasons to call it Spring for('to' can be a good replacement) fools.

As I am a big guy (really!!..^_^)..I wasnt in there in all the monkey shows going on during SF .I selected a reasonably serious event to go in..(huh!It was boring enough to make me sleep in that crowdy theater).Now there is a single story about that day..

It was a long queue to enter the show me and GP decided to enter by crossing the boundarywall...evrything went well except Abhilash made him injured...still he is there in show with *Abhishek Prakash*...(shhhh....this guy knows he is injured!?) and her BANDI.

Now lets start "Abhishek Prakash Puran(epic)" ....a long (very can prefixed without hesitation) guy with a girl(the second adjective was true only for in the SF duration....excluding during his very intimate-you know what-moments)...whome we guessed as Abhishek Prakash; on meeting eye with one of us (I was not the person probably it was Apurv)......the long guy introduces us to the girl at the moment when police was behind us and about to bang our butt......the introduction was like this

: Inse milo "......(put the Bandi's name in dotted place)".(give attention to the names) yeh hai Baby,yeh Nihar ,yeh Mathur..,.Nima (thank god he didnt append HARAAMKHOR),(we had left the place till now coz of Police)yeh GP and yeh N2............ ............... ...............................- ----->>> >{{I still wonder do we look so much SHORT from 6feet height ????}}

Now the show begins the situation is something like this me and Nema one row side by side and evryone except Nihar(god knows where he was :-0)were sitting on the next front row to us and unfortunately I was behind Abhishek........what we found that (really speaking....Nema supports me) Abhishek was **USING** the guys in their row as ......BANDAR(monkey....this is code lingo which me and Nema are habitual of) .This was done by pulling ears playing with their hairs and ....making Mathur dance (we say it BANDAR mein CHAABHI bharna)..while it was clear that he didnt want to dance @ that momemt......this show was more interesting than the- so called- show we went for.
I got some moments when I was shouting aimlessly and Abhishek gave me a look as I made a comment on "**THEM**" ...It was a nice trick that worked after this We (ofcourse with Nema) made direct comment on **Them** ....It caused something burn (on ABHISHEK side)......

May be that was the reason He never let me have chance to meet his "?????".....and still some thing catches fire when I make a taunt in presence of Abhishek.( you can smell it if r there!)

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Dharmu's B'Day

21 yrs before God thought that people are not using some words and phrases the same time his son (not the god ^_^) came to him and requested to generate an SQL(...yupp MySQL) based data base for an Indian Version of Spiderman .God created the data base and tuned it to use those rarely used words. I hope you would have guessed the words and the person. For those who r still struggling ...the words are Exactly, Proper ,Ultimate, Doesn' Matter, Hardly Matter,'Maine bola tha na!'....etc and the person is our one and only Mr.RadioRepeat Dharmu aka Spiderman .
Dharmu well defended himself against GPL ....however few good GPLer were not interested .One of the best watch able thing was the change in his facial expression at the moment when Dharmu found his treat bill in Eggies exceeded the calculated budget. Let me show it :-| -------> :-o

Now I am going to unveil a truth... another shock wave. Its about BABY (Neeraj). We had four lollypops among three people fourth was of BABY....Abhilash had the extra lollypop which had different flavor just to choose the best of two he unwrapped the fourth tasted (licked #;-8) then handed to me .What I did is I wrapped it in my lolly's cover and handed it to BABY...... BABY first suspected but then Abhilash, Nema and I handled the matter and made him to eat that Lolly.

This abstract can not be used as a proof in suit against anyone (especially Abhilash), in case any contagious disease causes to BABY.